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HEY HIP-HOP LOVERS !!

Do you want a chance to watch
                     
( or try ) some hip hop dancing ?

A really cool group of ( English

speaking ) young guys and girls

 meet EVERY WEEK for a hip-hop

dance session !!

            
WHERE ?

 In Chinatown, in front of the 
 
Sydney Entertainment Centre, near

Gate "A".

WHEN ? 

 Every Thursday evening at about 6pm.

       
HOW MUCH ? 

It's FREE !!!  SEE YOU ALL THERE !!!

                  
DID YOU KNOW :     

Where can you find the cheapest beer in the world ?

The cheapest beer in the world is in

Burma. One beer costs only 67 cents.

Let's go to Burma !!

AND:
 
In Italy, there's a special computer

database for dogs. If your dog does a

poo on the street, the special police

can test the poo and find the owner!!

Then the owner has to pay a $20 penalty!!  

There's only one mammal in the world that

can't jump. Try to guess which one ! The

answer is at the end of today's web-page.

WE NEVER SAY :     
 
" sharemate "  ( You cannot share a mate. Maybe it's possible if we

cook our mate, and share his delicious body for dinner !!

 But that's crazy, so we NEVER say " sharemate ". )

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